mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via will-you-miss-me-when-im-gone)

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

(via seanp0donnell)

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via 50shadezofcarter)

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

(via seanp0donnell)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via seanp0donnell)

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

(via guy)

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eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

(via guy)

queendanneelackles:

When I was upset or suffering from a terrible day, nothing cheered me up more, even for a minute, than watching this man’s films or watching his interviews online. There is no way you could not laugh or crack a smile and his comedic nature. Thank you Robin. 

(via 50shadezofcarter)

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queendanneelackles:

When I was upset or suffering from a terrible day, nothing cheered me up more, even for a minute, than watching this man’s films or watching his interviews online. There is no way you could not laugh or crack a smile and his comedic nature. Thank you Robin. 

(via 50shadezofcarter)

wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

(via seanp0donnell)